If You Get Through These 27 Vintage Photos, You Won’t Be Sleeping Much Tonight

According to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), an estimated 50 to 70 million American adults suffer from some type of sleep disorder. The cause of this nationwide exhaustion is attributed to a wide range of factors, including technology”s ever-growing hold over the population, and that old American standby: poor diet.

It”s so bad, in fact, that the CDC has called insufficient sleep in America a “public health hazard.” So if you”re one of those Americans who doesn”t get enough sleep, then you might want to avoid these creepy vintage photos. They”ll fuel your nightmares, and they certainly won”t help you in the sleep department…

1. The room of animal death.

The room of animal death.

2. Hopefully these are just masks.

Hopefully these are just masks.

3. Clowns…I don”t like clowns.

Clowns...I don

4. I have no idea what”s going on here. Whatever it is, I don”t like it.

I have no idea what

5. That”s a nasty way to go.

That

6. She apparently had some powers.

She apparently had some powers.

7. There”s nothing more terrifying than a skeleton smoking a cigar.

There

8. Worst garden gnomes ever? I think so.

Worst garden gnomes ever? I think so.

9. Check out these ghostly twins.

Check out these ghostly twins.

10. And then there”s this horrifying vintage face swap.

And then there

11. He”s watching from the darkness.

He

12. A double exposure, maybe?

A double exposure, maybe?

13. They”re waiting for you in the fog.

They

14. Here we have the scariest family portrait ever.

Here we have the scariest family portrait ever.

15. Weasel masks? Weasel masks.

Weasel masks? Weasel masks.

16. If you ever need your car resurrected, these vintage Satanists have you covered.

If you ever need your car resurrected, these vintage Satanists have you covered.

17. I always knew there was something creepy about nuns.

I always knew there was something creepy about nuns.

18. An old cadaver room.

An old cadaver room.

19. I really hope these are just dolls…

I really hope these are just dolls...

20. More clowns. Why?!

More clowns. Why?!

21. Just looking at this guy”s face is horrifying.

Just looking at this guy

22. This is the creepiest restaurant I”ve ever seen.

This is the creepiest restaurant I

23. Out of context, this photo is a nightmare.

Out of context, this photo is a nightmare.

24. Then there”s this not-so-empty morgue…

Then there

25. They”ve been waiting for you. Just look up.

They

26. Umm…well, ok then.

Umm...well, ok then.

27. No matter where you are, beware the skull and crossbones.

No matter where you are, beware the skull and crossbones.

(via: Reddit)

If you”ve made it this far, I”d like to offer my condolences for the amount of sleep you”re going to lose tonight (or this week, for that matter). On the bright side, at least you can use that time to catch up on Netflix.

Might I suggest avoiding the horror section?