Wife Writes Down Husband’s Hilarious Sleep-Talk, And It’s So Adorable

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Nobody’s perfect — we all have that little unique quirk that only our long-time partners are privvy to, like eating nachos with peanut butter or having only 4 pairs of boxers on rotation.

But once in a while, you hit a goldmine with your significant other. In the case of Imgur user @LongTitlesMakeMeHappy, it’s comedy gold.

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According to his wife Lindsay Staimhus, Aidan (aka Husband Who Plots World Domination In His Sleep) has always been a serial sleep-talker.


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Lindsay, who has been taking his blurbs down since 2014, told The Independent, “Aidan’s been a sleep talker for as long as I’ve known him, but when we first moved in together I started trying to remember what he’d been saying.”

The Edmonton, Alberta native added that she can tell when her husband is sleep-talking because “he talks faster than when he’s awake”.


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His unconscious self even forgets what his wife does for a living.


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Aidan said that he was “a little surprised” when the screenshots reached viral popularity, but said he was “more surprised by why”.


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But judging from these hilarious convos, we clearly understand why.


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We know we shouldn’t say this, but…; Aidan, if you sleeptalk some more, we definitely wouldn’t mind.

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